Monday, July 26, 2010

B.O.R.E.D.

SINCE I have nothing to do i shall try and talk about the gloomy horrors that await me (not that that's any helpful.) in the month of september.
  • I 'll have to start a new school with new friends , ( i hate new schools, and making friends is too much work)
  • Since i am in my own pathetic way very very interesting (yeah right) i'll doubt i'll make any friends
  • i'll probably make enemies who will eventually realize that stabbing me with a pencil isn't a very good way of planning my demise.
  • the reason WHY i will have enemies is because i'll be too stupid to realize the mistake i'll make in the following conversation:
Girl: excuse me, can you please pass that.
Me: yes.
Girl: Well?
Me: what?
Girl: JUST PASS ME THE DAMN THING!
Me (passing her the damn thing) : jeez why are you shouting at me you moron?
Girl: because you pathetic lowlife , you weren't passing me this *holds up the thing*
Me: Well that was because obviously you didn't ask me to, you bleep.
Girl: grrrrrrrrr. :(

And this is why i will probably suck at making friends. And besides the girl asked if i could pass her whatever she asked for, not WILL you pass me that. i mean its not my fault she asked the wrong question and besides i think its clear whose fault it is.

2 comments:

  1. but i called her a moron remember?

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  2. Oh...riiiiiiiight.
    BUT she lost her temper unnecessarily. After all, she didn't have to go all crazy just because you didn't hear her?
    Right?

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